Someone save that child from that spawn of satan. You can NOT trust chickens. Fucking evil ass creatures.
When I was 7 my grandparents had a bunch of random chickens on their land and I would always go over to feed them and talk to them and stuff and my cousins one day started to throw rocks at them and so when I went to go feed them that day they attacked me and I had to go to the ER and now the only meat I eat is chicken because they are bitches and I haven’t talked to My cousins since because they are bitches.
(Source: hannahbowl, via jamesdeenvevo)